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1. Minnesota can change its license plate slogan from "Shit hole" to "The State with Two Coasts."
2. Kansas will finally get what it deserves: a hurricane.
3. Saying "I hate winter" will be like saying "I hate Father's Day", cause it only lasts 24 hours.
4. No more penguins.
5. The hotter it is, the colder beer'll taste.
6. "Sunny Alaska" will replace "Burny Florida" as the new winter vacation destination.
7. It will take a lot less time to boil water.
8. You'll finally get some use out of that ark you got for Christmas.
9. Hot Tubs will be replaced with Ice Tubs—which will mean lots and lots of hard nips.
10. Everyone will be so tan that we'll all look like Arabs. And then there won't be any more racism. "
If you've listened to the news in the past couple of days, you've heard about Al Gore's "War on Global Warming". While many conservatives seem to bash Gore's attempt at warning the world from blazing hot fire and destruction, one argument against him stood out : Maxim's 25 Benefits of Global Warming.
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